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Frasier: Well theres not any easy way to tell [If Gretchen's husband is having an affair]

Roz: Oh yes there is.

Frasier: Well Gretchen. Your in luck! We have here in out studio today, one of the worlds five leading Bunson (Affair) Experts!


Frasier: You see its not that easy! I know this woman! She does not deal with confrontation very well! I once questioned the political correctnous of her serving veal! An hour later we found her locked in the garage with the engine running on her golf cut!

Roz:Wow! Its Maris!


Daphne:Did I ever mention that one of me ancestors was a mutanier on the 'HMS Bounty!'

Martin: No kidding!

Daphne:Well, from what we could gather, he made it safly to piccan island, were it was quite fruitful and multiplied! You know for all I know, theres some girl who looks at exactly like me, running around the south seas, frolocking in the surf all tanned skinned and bear breasted...

(Niles snaps a stick)

Niles: (Nervous)...So you want to built a two masted scooner!


Gretchen: (On the show) I'm not sure theres a traslation for it. The closed is 'Not Quite Human Woman'


Daphne:[about the model boat Niles and Martin are building] Scooner? I thought it was a friggit

Niles:No, a friggit was a forein halfed mainsail

Daphne:No No, That a brigatein

Niles:Oh, you're right. Then whats a friggit?

Martin:Its when you just don't give a damn anymore!


Frasier:Oh, Thats all we need Niles and Fourth language!


Niles: [To Gunar] You would not know about any of that would you?

Frasier:Niles--

Niles: You would not know the meaning of the word rectitude!

Frasier: Niles, He would not knw the meaning of the word Dog, Cat Or Pencil, HE DOES NOT SPEAK ANY ENGLISH, remember?!


Frasier:Apparently, she worked for an German family in gwuatomala...Just after the war...

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